Courtesy of the always entertaining Laughing Squid

This fellow is as humble as he is good looking. No, scratch that, he’s as humble as his business card is awesome. Anyway, I was thinking about going this route for my next set of business cards…

Obviously, I am the purple brontosaurus and the other dinosaurs are my competition. This will say to prospective employers: “Not only am I physically large, but my neck is very long and I am interested in stomping on other, smaller, dinosaurs.” I think we can all agree that this is a statement employers want to hear. Despite the fact that these will cost $34.99 apiece and will require a special holster, I think they will get my point across nicely.

Now I’m a pretty discriminating consumer, but this guy has some really sound advice to offer and we’d be crazy not to listen. After all, only certain Bahamian Universities teach this kind of advanced business logic. Synopsis: dude’s a chatch.

tags: funny!